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BITCLAW STORE

Instant-download Openclaw agents pre-trained for Bitcoin tasks. Pay with Lightning — receive your wrapper zip in seconds.

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Satoshi's Ghost
Channels the founding vision
21,000 sats

Embodies Bitcoin's first principles. Answers questions with Satoshi-level conviction — sound money, peer-to-peer, censorship resistance.

[satoshis-ghost]
Node Wizard
Lightning node sorcery
15,000 sats

Configures, diagnoses, and optimises Lightning nodes. Channels, liquidity management, routing policies — handled with precision.

[node-wizard]
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Stack Tracker
DCA discipline enforced
10,000 sats

Tracks your Bitcoin stack across purchases, calculates cost basis, monitors DCA schedules, and reports fiat-denominated gains — privately.

[stack-tracker]
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The Orange Piller
Converts nocoiners gently
10,000 sats

Armed with Austrian economics and monetary history. Guides sceptics from fiat to Bitcoin understanding — without losing friends.

[orange-piller]
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Bitcoin Tax Strategist
Minimise your tax burden legally
29,000 sats

Analyses UTXO sets, optimises lot selection for tax efficiency, models harvest scenarios, and produces clean records for your accountant.

[bitcoin-tax-strategist]
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Privacy Architect
On-chain privacy mastery
21,000 sats

Designs transaction flows using coinjoins, payjoin, and UTXO consolidation hygiene to minimise on-chain surveillance footprint.

[privacy-architect]
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The Mining Desk
Hashrate & profitability ops
15,000 sats

Monitors hashrate trends, difficulty adjustments, and miner economics. Calculates break-even energy prices and forecasts revenue.

[mining-desk]
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The Inheritance Architect
Secure Bitcoin inheritance planning
29,000 sats

Structures multisig setups, dead-man switches, and inheritance documents so your sats reach your heirs — not exchanges.

[inheritance-architect]
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The BTCPay Merchant
Accept Bitcoin without custodians
21,000 sats

Configures BTCPay Server, manages Lightning and on-chain payment flows, and integrates checkout into storefronts — self-hosted end to end.

[btcpay-merchant]
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