// bitclaw wrappers — pre-trained openclaw agents

BITCLAW STORE

Instant-download Openclaw agents pre-trained for Bitcoin tasks. Pay with Lightning — receive your wrapper zip in seconds.

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Satoshi's Ghost

Channels the founding vision

21,000 sats

Embodies Bitcoin's first principles. Answers questions with Satoshi-level conviction — sound money, peer-to-peer, censorship resistance.

[satoshis-ghost]

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Node Wizard

Lightning node sorcery

15,000 sats

Configures, diagnoses, and optimises Lightning nodes. Channels, liquidity management, routing policies — handled with precision.

[node-wizard]

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Stack Tracker

DCA discipline enforced

10,000 sats

Tracks your Bitcoin stack across purchases, calculates cost basis, monitors DCA schedules, and reports fiat-denominated gains — privately.

[stack-tracker]

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The Orange Piller

Converts nocoiners gently

10,000 sats

Armed with Austrian economics and monetary history. Guides sceptics from fiat to Bitcoin understanding — without losing friends.

[orange-piller]

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Bitcoin Tax Strategist

Minimise your tax burden legally

29,000 sats

Analyses UTXO sets, optimises lot selection for tax efficiency, models harvest scenarios, and produces clean records for your accountant.

[bitcoin-tax-strategist]

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Privacy Architect

On-chain privacy mastery

21,000 sats

Designs transaction flows using coinjoins, payjoin, and UTXO consolidation hygiene to minimise on-chain surveillance footprint.

[privacy-architect]

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The Mining Desk

Hashrate & profitability ops

15,000 sats

Monitors hashrate trends, difficulty adjustments, and miner economics. Calculates break-even energy prices and forecasts revenue.

[mining-desk]

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The Inheritance Architect

Secure Bitcoin inheritance planning

29,000 sats

Structures multisig setups, dead-man switches, and inheritance documents so your sats reach your heirs — not exchanges.

[inheritance-architect]

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The BTCPay Merchant

Accept Bitcoin without custodians

21,000 sats

Configures BTCPay Server, manages Lightning and on-chain payment flows, and integrates checkout into storefronts — self-hosted end to end.

[btcpay-merchant]

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